But for the love of god know your fucking limits.
things im good at
- petting dogs
- rolling my eyes
- ¿ that’s all.
me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*
Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it